sirderpington:

SO I WENT TO GO LOG IN AND I’M SO DONE RIGHT NOW

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supremedonut:

Wut????

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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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sorryforpartybarackin:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’

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flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

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Anxiety: hey!
Me: what now?
Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Me: ...great
Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Me: ....
Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Me: ....
Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me: ...shut up.
Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
Me: Shut up!
Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
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misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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the-absolute-best-posts:

ksmith56:

Abandoned Tumblr

Dude this scares the fuck out of me

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a-suicidal-boy:

~

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tastefullyoffensive:

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